Please, allow us to introduce and tell you a little bit about ourselves, we are Morticia and Gomez Addams. We "live" a quiet life: only rarely do we go out and leave the children. We have the grandest home: everyone who comes to visit is speechless, simply green with envy! Gomez and I have two darling children; Wednesday and Pugsley. At times they've worried me, I caught them making fudge once, and when Pugsley became a boy scout, but now I think they are really growing up to be wonderful, gloomy children. Uncle Fester also lives with us, he is such a jolly, handsome man. At times he is almost like our third child the way he hoards the Dynamite caps. And then there is Mama, Gomez's beautiful, sophisticated mother. She loves nothing better than to wrestle her alligators in the basement. Lurch is our charming, effervescent butler, and Thing, well, is just our beloved Thing, always handy around the house. We have many pets: Fang, Aristotle and Kitty to name a few. I love nothing better than to feed my greedy African Stranglers, or take a quite stroll along the cemetery or a moon bath with Gomez. That said, we do love having visitors for dinner, so if you have the time: do drop by! I can assure you, you'll never be the same again.
