Music, playing the guitar, playing the uke, Literature, Computers, iPod, Film, photography, dogs, cats, good alcohol, good tobacco, WoW, 50's retro, mp3's, ipod, video games, sleeping, shoes, cooking, politics, children's lit/education, going to my favorite bars and relaxing, nachos, MST3K, kitsch, wasting time.

Star Wars Series, Fight Club, Memento, Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, POTC series, Tarantino anything.

The Exorcist, The Omen, American Werewolf in London, Shaun of the Dead, Poltergeist, the original Dracula and other good horror.

LOTR. Non-crappy scifi/fantasy. Historical drama.

Some musicals, some comedies, some action.

Elvis Costello, Queens of the Stone Age, The Eagles of Death Metal, R.E.M., Reverend Horton Heat, Holly Golightly, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Clash, Horrorpops, Mark Lanegan, 5.6.7.8.'s, TMBG, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Brodsky Quartet, Coldplay, Travis, The Giraffes (brooklyn giraffes!), The Who, Beach Boys, Queen, White Stripes, Kyuss, Raconteurs, Dead Milkmen, Nine Inch Nails, Desert Sessions, Radiohead, Goldfrapp, Stevie Wonder, Beatles, Cake, The Distillers, Loretta Lynn, Patsy Cline, Ben Folds, Blur, Lou Reed, Aimee Mann, Wolfmother, Leon Russell, Rockabilly, Rock, Alternative, Ska, Jazz, some Blues, some Classical.

Some fiction. Most historical non fiction. I'm a history buff, and love to read a well written history novel. Alison Weir is one of my all-time favorite history authors. General non-fiction--politics, social behavior, child development, religion, pop culture. Eric Schlosser's Fast Food Nation thrilled me. Classic literature: British lit from the medieval era forward. Shakespeare, Chaucer, Byron, Beowulf, the Shelleys, Milton. Horror literature: Stephen King, Clive Barker, Anne Rice. Some poetry: e.e. cummings, beat poets. Well written non-exploitative biographies. Some children's/young adult literature (a job necessity):Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Junie B Jones

Are you for real with this question? Did I fall into some 70's Playboy wormhole?

Being asked what my turn on's and turn off's are.

I like music. I'd say love, but it's not appropriate for inanimate objects.

I love my husband.

I love Halloween--that's when I married my husband. Give me October, pumpkins, witches and candy.
I like people who are not tools.

Hail Satan.

I try to play guitar well, and when I cannot play well, I play loud. I like to play Johnny Cash on the uke.

I got a Masters in english lit, and then realized it was unusable, but was still proud of the accomplishment.

If I had to live without an iPod, it would be a hollow life.

I piss people off frequently because my concern with how people see me and feel about me has wasted away to almost nothing. I spent a lotta years worrying about what people might think. Not anymore.

I want to tattoo this on the heads of people sometimes: "GET OVER YOURSELF."

I don't need anger management. I manage to be angry just fine without help.