I have three dogs, two parrots, six fish tanks (Platys, mollys, catfish, angelfish, gourami, goldfish/koi in the pond outside) for my mini Dachshund. They're her fish but she won't take care of them so I have to. She's very irresponsible.

Horror/Comedy: 30 Days of Night, The Illusionist, The Dark (2006)Silence of the Lambs, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Kill Bill 1 & 2, Tank Girl, Young Frankenstein, Copycat, Practical Magic, 28 Days Later, Pan's Labyrinth, Boondock Saints (probably my favorite movie of all time), Van Helsing, The Royal Tenenbaums, Man with Two Brains, The Sixth Sense, Signs, Last of the Mohicans, Saving Silverman, Tommy Boy, Grandma's Boy, Sweeney Todd, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. TV:Flight of the Conchords, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (best show ever on TV), The Office, 30 Rock, The Soup on E!(love Joel McHale), Absolutely Fabulous (I am Edina Monsoon).

Grew up with 60's/70's rock, Hendrix, Joplin, Rolling Stones, The Who, Queen, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, favorite band is Aerosmith (NOTE: If I die before any members of Aerosmith, please book them for my funeral! Thanks). I love Guns & Roses, Billy Idol (opening act for my funeral, please), Tom Petty. I like Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, absolutely love Jet (Cold Hard Bitch- my theme song, thank you very much). Rather roll in vomit than listen to country or rap. Gotta be rock or just kill me.

THE MAN: Stephen King, of course!! Absolutely loved his earlier books, The Stand, The Shining, The Talisman (all time favorite), Eyes of the Dragon, didn't care for The Dark Tower series.

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I'm absolutely addicted to the old Warner Brothers cartoons. I love Bugs Bunny, but especially the more obscure characters, like Michigan J. Frog and Gossamer. I have tiny tattoos of those two characters on the top of my feet. Ouch. At my funeral I want my bare feet hanging out of my coffin to show them off.
I'm an animal lover - I wish I had a farm so I could have chickens. I love yellow marshmallow Peeps, but only the chicks, not the rabbits. They freak me out. And circus peanuts. But not circus freaks. They freak me out, too.

People who say Halloween is just for kids...cheaters...zombies who waste their food. People with no sense of humor who can't take a joke (especially my jokes). Tailgaters and people who don't use turn signals. Arrogant people. Animal abusers.

My two kids are grown and moved on, so I'm reliving my wild youth years! Known in my family as the crazy one because of my Halloween fascination since I was a tiny kid. I absolutely love scaring people and making people laugh, my two biggest passions in life (besides my kids). Known for my stupid sense of humor. Just laughing the other day with my best friend about the first time we met 27 years ago- I acted like I was going to take her picture with a cigarette lighter and caught my bangs on fire. Ahhh, good times!

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