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RULES: Each player of this game starts with "7 weird things/habits about you." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own: 7 weird things/habits, as well as state the rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 7 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're Tagged!" and tell them to read your blog.  Guess what my friend? You've been Tagged!!! Read my latest blog to see what that means. he he he! Gotcha! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) I'm going to living in a abandoned Mental Health Facility 2) I do paranormal research (ghost hunting) 3) I do Historical and Genealogy research also. I blonde with brains, weird huh! 4) 90% my friends live 100+ miles from me. 5) I can rebuild a transmission, replace an axle or any other type of mechanical task, but I can't change a light bulb. The fixture will short out or the bulb will explode in my hand 6) I have no depth perception and see color different then other people (according to my eye doc) 7) I have the annoying habit of consuming way too much caffeine. I guess that's more of a addiction then a habit, but I needed one more thing. ~~~~~~~ I Tagged: 1~ Jh1960 2~ The_Bride 3~ Waywardwillis 4~ Sugar 5~ HauntWhore 6~ Vila1 7~ Rockymountainbabe
RULES: Each player of this game starts with "7 weird things/habits about you." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own: 7 weird things/habits, as well as state the rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 7 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're Tagged!" and tell them to read your blog. Guess what my friend? You've been Tagged!!! Read my latest blog to see what that means. he he he! Gotcha! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) I'm going to living in a abandoned Mental Health Facility 2) I do paranormal research (ghost hunting) 3) I do Historical and Genealogy research also. I blonde with brains, weird huh! 4) 90% my friends live 100+ miles from me. 5) I can rebuild a transmission, replace an axle or any other type of mechanical task, but I can't change a light bulb. The fixture will short out or the bulb will explode in my hand 6) I have no depth perception and see color different then other people (according to my eye doc) 7) I have the annoying habit of consuming way too much caffeine. I guess that's more of a addiction then a habit, but I needed one more thing. ~~~~~~~ I Tagged: 1~ MisaDreamer 2~ Gothicsweetie 3~ Evie 4~ Flying_Monkey 5~ Debbie 6~ Abigailspirit 7~ Cobwebs
In 1930 the county mental health hospital, known as Bellshire, opened its doors. From the earliest days, even in the often bizarre world of mental health care what happened there was unusual. Problems that even today plague conventional mental health facilities were virtually unheard of at Bellshire. For example, whether from basic negligence, chronic staff shortages, or the natural and instinctive cleverness all maniacs possess, patients routinely manage to escape from more conventional mental health facilities (an issue that would certainly cause alarm among the general public if they knew). Yet patient escapes were simply unheard of at Bellshire and the hospitals progress in this area was, initially at least, held up as an example of the success of their experimental treatment procedures. Sadly, when dealing with lunatics, progress in one area is all too often accompanied by setbacks in another, and thus it was with no surprise that problems were soon uncovered. In this case patients admitted with one mental condition were developing others as their treatment progressed. In 1968, a researcher at Bellshire, Doctor Vikor Natick, made an amazing breakthrough that promised to redefine mental health treatment everywhere. The work he had begun in Germany twenty-five years before had finally yielded results: the discovery of a chemical that would allow doctors to personally experience their patients psychosiss, to look into their very minds. It was called Adnauseaminitio. At first this discovery was hailed as a breakthrough in modern medical science, and there was even talk of a Nobel prize. However, despite expectations, Doctor Naticks patients did not get better and the enthusiasm with which his miracle discovery was initially hailed soon faded. Despite this, Doctor Naticks work continued for twelve more years, never quite achieving the success that had seemed just within reach. In 1980, a fire destroyed a portion of the old facility. Raking through the burned out rubble, a firefighter uncovered some waterlogged files and, out of curiosity, glanced through them. What he saw filled him with horror. He had uncovered Doctor Naticks private records. An investigation revealed the rest. Doctor Naticks work was a direct continuation of the research he had begun forty years before in Germany. His chemical allowed him to not only see his patients psychosiss, it allowed him to directly interact with them in their own minds. Rather than using this medical miracle to cure his patients, he was using it to feed his own sick perversions his drug was the crowbar that he used to break into their minds, and once inside he went to work shattering their psyches and fanning the flame of their fears into raging infernos. He was a vampire, feeding off their horror, and until that fateful fire able to carry out his depravity in total security. Doctor Viktor Naticks medical license was revoked, and, as he had been brought to America by the United States government, this embarrassing incident was quietly disposed of. Today, twenty years later, a new Doctor has come to town and has opened a new Sanitarium. Using the records from Doctor Naticks original work, he has redeveloped the chemical into a safe new version. This is an exciting time for the mental health industry. But he needs your help. He's looking for new patients. Make sure your medical insurance is in order and make an appointment to come see us! For our new nurses and assistants, we have some case files for your review. What you see is documentation of what these patients see in their own minds. Remember, these files are strictly confidential and password are required for some case files. Click here to view more.
RULES: Each player of this game starts with "7 weird things/habits about you." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own: 7 weird things/habits, as well as state the rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 7 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're Tagged!" and tell them to read your blog. Guess what my friend? You've been Tagged!!! Read my latest blog to see what that means. he he he! Gotcha! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) I'm going to living in a abandoned Mental Health Facility 2) I do paranormal research (ghost hunting) 3) I do Historical and Genealogy research also. I blonde with brains, weird huh! 4) 90% my friends live 100+ miles from me. 5) I can rebuild a transmission, replace an axle or any other type of mechanical task, but I can't change a light bulb. The fixture will short out or the bulb will explode in my hand 6) I have no depth perception and see color different then other people (according to my eye doc) 7) I have the annoying habit of consuming way too much caffeine. I guess that's more of a addiction then a habit, but I needed one more thing. ~~~~~~~ I Tagged: 1~ LadyKit 2~ Ghostess 3~ TinkerVal 4~ AprDec 5~ CountessMondego 6~ Madame_De_Caye 7~ Andy0911
Many of us have talking skulls that we have made. Now here some jokes you can have them tell. You'll die for them   What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos. What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Sheet music. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie. What type of music do ghosts prefer? Spirituals, of course. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? Ghost toasties with booberries. What's a ghost's favorite desert? Boo-berry pie. What's a ghoul's favorite game? Hide-And-Go-Shriek! What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist. What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater? The Elephantom of the Opera What's big and green and goes "Oink, Oink?" Frankenswine. What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream? Vein-illa. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck. What's the best way to catch an ear of corn? Use a cobweb. When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers. Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office Where do most werewolves live? In Howllywood, California. Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower? To a liquor store. That's where they retail spirits. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo. Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store. Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building. Which songs does Dracula hate? "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders." Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend. Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart. Who was the most famous ghost detective? Sherlock Moans. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones. Who was the most famous witch detective? Warlock Holmes. Why are so few ghosts arrested? It's hard to pin anything on them. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin. Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria? He heard children were half price. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn't have a haunting license. Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to "THE OTHER SIDE" Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos. Why did the ghost starch her sheet? She wanted everyone to be scared stiff. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? To see if she was his type. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps. Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Why do you always see ghosts & demons together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? He has a bat temper. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin! Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ? The cook was beating the eggs. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back! How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? He turns into a bat every night. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes. What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather? "Would you like another piece?" What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat" restaurant? He had two waiters and a busboy. What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween? Masked potatoes. What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? "Don't spook until you're spooken to." What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'd like a beer and a mop! What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? I'm bone to be wild. What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween? Ghoul-aid. What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae? Whipped scream. What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream. What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated milk. What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray. What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin. What do you call a little monster's parents? Mummy and deady. What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster. What do you call a roomful of ghosts? A bunch of boo-boos. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch. What do you call dead cows that come back to life? Zombeef. What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it ripens. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A sour-puss. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? Pumpkin pi. What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day? Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs. What game do ghost like to play? Peek-a-Boo. What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!" A monster laughing his head off What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist. What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright. What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE. What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast. What is a ghost's favorite desert? Iced Screams. What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal? SCREAM of Wheat. What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling. What is as sharp as a vampires fang? His other fang. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing. What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog? A blood hound. What is the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building. What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key
"They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly. "No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried. "Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked. "They're shooting at everyone," Clevinger answered. "They're trying to kill everyone." "And what difference does that make?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew up into the air to drops bombs on them, and it wasn't funny at all. And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "Men," he began his address to the officiers, measuring his pauses carefully. "You're American officiers. The officiers of no other army in the world can make that statement. Think about it." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing to help him. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "What would they do to me" he asked in conidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" "We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied. "We?" Yossarian cried in surprise. "What do you mean, we? Since when are you on their side?" "If you're going to be shot, whose side do you expect me to be on?" ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen retorted. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Clevinger recoiled from their hatred as though from a blinding light. These men who hated him spoke his language and wore his uniform, but he saw their loveless faces set immutably into cramped, mean lines of hostility and understood instantly that nowhere in the world, not in the bunkers behind the machine guns or morters or behind the blowing flame throwers, not even among all the expert gunners in the crack Hermann Goering Anti-aircraft Division or among the grisly connivers in all the beer halls in Munich and everywhere else, were there men who hated him more. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "...Are you absolutely sure you never saw any of these official documents before?" "I would have signed them if I had." "With whose name?" asked the second C.I.D. man cunningly. "Your's or Washington Irving's?" "With my own name," Major Major told him. "I don't even know Washington Irving's name." The second C.I.D. man broke into a smile. "Major, I'm glad you're in the clear..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "...Let somebody else get killed." "But suppose everybody on our side felt that way." "Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way. Wouldn't I?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Clevinger was dead. That was the basic flaw in his philosophy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Appleby had been taking four times as many Atabrine tablets as the amount prescribed because he wanted to be four times as good a pilot as everyone else. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- To anyone who questioned the effectiveness of the loyalty oaths, he replied that people who really did owe allegiance to their country would be proud to pledge it as often as he forced them to. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- If dropping bombs on the enemy was not a special service, he reflected aloud frequently with the martyred smile of sweet reasonableness that was his loyal confederate in every dispute, then he could not help wondering what in the world was. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ...threading their swift way through the swolen masses of new and old bursts of flak like rats racing in a pack through their own droppings. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Nateley's mother, a descendant of the New England Thorntons, was a Daugther of the American Revolution. His father was a Son of A Bitch. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. If we pay the government everything we owe it, we'll only be encouraging government control and discouraging other individuals from bombing their own men and planes." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "Corporal Whitcomb brought me this basic form letter that takes care of just about every situation. Listen: 'Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss, or Mr. and Mrs.: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, father, or brother was killed, wounded or reported missing in action.'" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Aarfy was a lead navigator who had never been able to find himself since leaving college. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "...They're not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are they?" "Who else will go?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "They didn't have to show us Catch-22," the old woman answered. "The law says they don't have to." "What law says they don't have to?" "Catch-22." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Catch-22 did not exist, he was positive of that, but it made no difference. What did matter was that everyone thought it existed, and that was much worse, for there was no object or text to ridicule or refute, to accuse, criticize, attack, amend, hate, revile, spit at, rip to shreads, trample upon or burn up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out the window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all.
Well this weekend was the 4th annual RMG at my place. What a great turn out!!! Thanks to everyone that made it possible!!! On Friday night we did a in front and behind the scense tour of Nightmare on 13th in SLC (www.nightmareon13th.com). I have to say if you're in the are (or even if not) go see this show this year!!! It's wonderful. They've put a lot of work into it and you can tell they care about the quality of entertainment for their guests. One of the fun part of hosting the RMG is receiving all the door prizes we give out each year. You get to play with them for about a week for giving them out to our attendees. We have wonderful sponsors that send us all kinds of samples and gifts to give away for free. If you're into Halloween, then you'll love these people!!! Go now and visit each and every one of them!!! EFX Tek- www.efx-tek.com - Prop builders and effects specialists have often been vexed when it comes to electronic automation, but that is no longer the case. Team EFX focuses on the creation of products and technology that enable the prop builders and FX engineers to simplify their task. With EFX-TEK, prop automation and control is demystified and ready to serve your specific needs. If you can dream it, you can do it, and they'll be there to guide you along the way. 13th Track Halloween Radio - www.13thTrack.com - online Halloween radio and sound scap CD available. Anatomical Chart Co - www.anatomical.com - Need a skeleton and tired of digging them up. Click here! Bad Boys Scenic Design - www.terroronthefox.com - Wall art, props, lighting and much more at affordable prices. Bloody Mary - www.dearbloodymary.com Theater Make-up for the goth in all of us! Plus check out their annual cruise! Carnival Mirrors - www.carnivalmirror.com - Remember looking in the mirror and being 7 foot tall as a kid at the local state fair. Now you can do it at home! Castle Blood - www.castleblood.com - Interactive Haunted House and Costume Shoppe Creative Visions - www.creativevisions.com - DVDs on life casting and other wonderful projects. Distortions Unlimited - distortionsunlimited.com - Those wonderful props that scare the pants off guests in Haunted Houses! Eccentric Gryphons - www.eccentricgryphons.com - No room is complete without accessories! Pick yours up here! Fright Catalog - www.frightcatalog.com - Need a costume? or Mask? look here for all your needs! Funkins - www.funkins.com - love to carve pumkins, hate to clean them before hand or up after they rot on your step. Here is a better solution! Ghoulish Gallery - www.theghoulishgallery.com - Ghoulish Artwork that changes before your eyes! Gore Galore - www.goregalore.com - Got Gore? if not, pick some up here! Haunt X - www.hauntx.com - In California and want to meet other haunters, check this convention out. Haunted Attraction Magazine -
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