Good thing you didn't have a t-shirt contest,Pete!!This is what happen on the last one I entered!!It was a horror in itself!!

19 Mar 2007,8:38/Irritated

Lately all I can think about is the contest!!Who won? Will I loathe them or treat them like heros? When I got home from work I thought I would take a short nap when the phone rang.I answered and they ask for Mr. Digger.You have won the IAH contest!! Your limo will be there shortley. They brought the shirt to to the door and I put it on proudly and got in the limo.As we drove down mainstreet,lined up on both sides was my friends!!Hi Heidi,lema,wesley,kitty,louann,it's little annie,kel,moonshadow,teresa,marty,haunthunter,wookie,my god it's cathie and logan,dejavu,pandara,hellinv,ectopus,ron,tatman,vicky and LadySharon,and a hundred more!!! As we pull up to the square to the podium,I get out,throw back my shoulders and march like a soldier to it,to give the speech of my life!!! The men look away as the women screamed and the children ran!!! What the hell? I looked down and I had forgot my pants!!!!

I woke up in a cold sweat and vowed never to enter another fricken T-shirt contest!!!!