My neighbor drew first blood!!As I pulled up in my drive way I noticed some pumpkin lights hanging on my neighbors porch.Then I saw it,the most horrifying site I've ever seen!!Red on the head,full of freckles and a smile as big as a basketball,my neighbor!!As I reached for my chainsaw and started heading across the street I felt a tug on one leg,then the other,then around my waist,it was Weezee and grandkids trying to hold me back!!As I trudged up her porch I whacked off her arm with one swipe of my trusty chainsaw!!Then I grabbed it and slapped her across the face,"its on I said,lets haunt"!!!
