Believe it or not this is a fun little thing you can do in your spare time and watch it each day. You can have one, your kids can have one, it's not just for kids by the way, it's actually kind of fun :) Anyway it's a quick thing, just go to MoshiMonsters.com and have fun :)
Tags: Moshi Monster
Why are jack-o-lanterns so stupid?
A: because they have hollow heads!
How do you tell a rotten jack-o-lantern apart?
A: because they are always sad that their dieing (think about this and you'll figure it out if you don't get it lol)
Why do jack-o-lantern's grow on a vine?
A: They dont! pumpkins do!
What happends when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A: You get a squashed pumpkin!
Say "PUMPKIN" after everything I say:
1) Whats your favorite squash
2) What do they use on Halloween
3) Name something orange
4) I bet you $100 I can make you say pumpkin
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I'll try to add more later, I was bored so I was making them up :)
Tags: Pumpkin Jokes