Greetings oh Hauntress. I have been assigned the unhappy task of being the "verifier of truth." In your "hobbies" section, you claim to like cooking and baking and that you are good at it. Since normal cooking and baking is not "on topic" certain steps must be taken to validate this.  As the unofficial official verifier of truth, it is therefore my job to test taste your goods. You will be required to bake a cake, (banana with white frosting), cookies (sugar, m&m & oatmeal raisin). You are also instructed to provide the tester (me) with a qt of very cold milk. At the conclusion of the testing process, should your claims be verified (which my take several attempts and multiple batches) you will be awarded a letter of validation. Also, you need to supply Digger, Pete and still unnamed persons with additional samples for cross validation testing processess. Thank you for your consideration in this most important of unimportant matters. Also, please make the sugar cookies in the shape of ghosts to put the whole topic on topic with the topic at hand. Severed hands are also acceptable.