Every picture tells a story. To find the truth, you must be brave enough to venture into the darkness with us and show no fear. Learn how the rebirth of Ubel unfolded, and the darkness came to Synyster.
My Ubel came to me after a long time roasting in the sultry sun in New Mexico. I saw her and knew that we were meant for eachother.
First, I had to get her home to me..
I knew she didn't enjoy her plain blah color, you can't be evil in white. So with the only resources that I had, (My hands). The transformation began......
Ubel begged me for darkness and I obligated, transforming her into our nightmare, that her and I share. Ubel wanted marbalization and I said we can do this. I purchased umteen cans of black spray paint and started to spraying her in 12/12 squares and then blotting of some of the paint with seran wrap. Hey.... Ubel and I both knew that funds were limited.. People said... what are you doing to that car??? Hey this isn't a car, it's my Ubel.... She wanted this, requested this... and I as her Master, did it all for her... I did her side by side, body part by body part, and she commented that it hurt when I removed her hood to paint it but she enjoyed the pain. I told her that this is the only way to accomplish this task and she understood....
Pretty soon as you can see by her glamourous pictures, that her body was painted.. Ubel felt a new evil, a darkness she couldn't discribe...
NEXT,, was her roof. Years of that southern sun had split her in two, hey she enjoyed that but it didn't blend well with her new color of darkness. SOOOOOOOOOO.
Synyster must come up with more backyard repair ideas.. Don't want Ubel to lose her lid so we decide to repair instead of stripping the top off.. Ubel would cry & laugh from that pain too. Synyster scrubbed all of the dirt off and glued the open seams down and placed bricks on top to hold the seams down until they dried..
We needed to cover up the raggid seams so we decided on (Greatstuff) this stuff filled and protected Ubels seams agianst future leaks which she appreciated, Ubel said she couldn't stand the feeling of water running down her sides...
Ubel, your my girl, and I can solve any issues you may have...
Ubel wanted out but I told her NO.. She insisted so I let her reveal one hand, such a pretty hand with those long nails clawing at the wind. Ubel is happy with this as long as I keep up on her manicure...
New peepers, hiding behind the curtains? How about crimson blood red?? Ubel is delighted! So we have velvet peepers so she can see everyones discust as we cruise on down the line. Doesn't matter because Ubel and Synyster are happy, demented and dark now.
