A crucifix or talisman may be the difference between life and death for you this Halloween Night! The souls of the dead are enraged and jealous of our flesh. They are anxious to spill our blood and defile all that is life. They will posess any and all that are weak-minded or vulnerable. There will be mad laughter that fills the skies and every man, woman and child will be theirs for the taking as they fly about ravaging humanity. The sewers will burst with the blood of all humanity as manhole covers shoot 50 feet into the air and come crashing down on the panicing mobs! The carnage will be massive! The crunching of bones and the sloshing of spilling intestines will be the last thing you will hear as you are being eaten alive!

OR MAYBE NOT...

But just to be on the safeside, don't drink and drive this Halloween Night. There's probably going to be a lot of kids running around and it would really suck to hit one and have that on your conscience for the rest of your life!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!